Inteligent Design Too Complex For Students
Students at a private school in Kansas revealed to reporters that Intelligent Design theory is "just too hard", and they prefer the teaching evolutionary theory. This comes after the school dismissed evolutionary theory off of its curriculum and ad...
Read full storyPat Robertson calls on God to "Take Jesus Out !"
Pat Robertson, in Tuesday's 700 Club show, concerned that Jesus has not, in Robertson's opinion, done enough to alleviate human suffering or adequately line the collection plates at his 700 Club, asked in prayer for God to "Take Jesus ou...
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Tehran -- In a startling turn-around, Muslim religious leaders today called on US President George W. Bush to help "Reign in those religious Fundamentalists who espouse violence 'in the Name of Allah." "Attacking and killing pe...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan Makes It Official: She's Tired Of Parents, Boys, Gossip And Groupies
Hollywood and Vine----Lindsay Lohan has made it official. "Nobody loves me," she cried to a camera outside the New York State Supreme Courthouse where her former family is battling over everything they can fight over from money, custody and royaltie...
Read full storyBrad Pitt and Angelina Jolie expecting quintuplets? Truth exposed!
HOLLYWOOD - Angelina Jolie was overheard yesterday confiding to a close friend during lunch that she and Brad Pitt were expecting five children in November 2005 and, as the Tinseltown grapevine wound the news to the top, all of Hollywood strug...
Read full storyCU Adds Ethanol Studies
Boulder -- Not being named "One of the Top Ten Party Schools" by the Princeton Review has led the regents of the University of Colorado to make startling changes. Starting this fall, Ethanol Studies will be added to the CU curriculum. Stu...
Read full storyBush Gifts Hawaii to Blair - Isle of Man Worried
BRITISH PRIME MINISTER - Tony Blair has been given Hawaii as a gift by George Bush for his continuing support for the war in Iraq and international terrorism.
Read full storyBatteries Generate Internal Resistance!
Government officials released a vital statement today suggesting that batteries should probably not be eaten.
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