Rocketeers Miss Battleship, Sent Home to Practice
Aqaba -- Terrorists fired a pair of Katyusah missiles at US Navy Warships docked at the Red Sea resort of Aqaba, but missed. "My God," said Lieutenant Commander Gilligan Giles, "The USS Ashland is a sitting duck! We're bigger tha...
Read full storyBelgian law...
Ah the law. Law enforcers claim that without Law, there would be no order. Chaos would reign the earth. I agree there should be a law. But please people, not so complicated! e.g. the drug-law in Belgium. Last year in Belgium, we were allowed to carry 3 grams of cannabis, without being prosecuted. BUT... you couldn't buy it, nor sell it. You could only carry it. So it should drop out of the...
Read full storyCBS News, It's a A-Changin'
Declining ratings for their evening news program has reportedly led CBS to turn decisions about the show's format and content over to a group of 20-something interns. Said Ed Asner, CEO of CBS, "Jennings is dead, Republicans hate Rather, an...
Read full storyMonster Home Mansions Being Bulldozed Across America
BEVERLY HILLS, Cal. (AP)-American monster homes are bigger, uglier and more overpriced that ever before, and this is sparking a backlash against the "McMansionization"of the towns and cities across the nation. Communities like the upscale city of...
Read full storySwiss Scientists Exceed the Speed of Light
Bern -- Swiss scientists today? announced they had briefly succeeded in making light travel faster than the theoretical limit postulated by Albert Einstein. Light zips along in a vacuum at 186,000 miles per second. It reportedly travels even faster...
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