Political Miracle
UN HQ---John Bolton, assigned to political refugee status in an unofficial gulag for political refuseniks, after a partisan firestorm of insincere one-sided criticism, has slipped in a side door at the UN. "Working for the Bush team, beats sleeping...
Read full storyDemocrats Suffer From Defective Gene
Scientists in the supposed-to-be-secret soft money-funded laboratory beneath the White House have released information that solves a mystery that has plagued and tormented the American political machine for hundreds of years: A defective gene is resp...
Read full storyBush to Allow Use of Iraqi Fetuses in Stem Cell Research
George Bush has confounded ethicists with his assertion that the Sanctity of Life applies only to unborn fetuses and those who are braindead, and living in a vegetative state, whereas everyone else is ‘fair game' for wholesale slaughter, sustained to...
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