BTK Killer Introduces Exercise Video
El Dorado Correctional Facility -- Dennis Rader, a.k.a. "The BTK Killer" today announced a line of fitness videos intended to develop hand and wrist strength. Said Rader, from his prison cell, "Choking a person to death requires a l...
Read full storyNASA delays next launch to April, 2586
(HOUSTON) -- NASA, convinced that they can eventually resolve the Space Shuttle's "foam" problem officially announced the next launch date of their totally redesigned space vehicle. NASA administrator Michael Griffin assured reporters t...
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CANBERRA -- Prime Minister John Howard today announced a ban on mating by Parliment guards. Guards were told they were to show courtesy and respect to all visitors to Parliament, and allow visitors to win any chess matches that might arise. "...
Read full storyDennis Rader having tough time in El Dorado State Prison
EL DORADO, Kansas (AP) Within hours of arriving at the maximum security prison here Friday to begin serving the rest of his life in prison for 10 killings, BTK serial killer Dennis Rader has been the target of numerous assaults. During fingerprinting...
Read full storyCindy Sheehan Promotes Political Prostitution
CRAWFORD, TX-Riding the tide of publicity, fame and celebrity heaped on her as a result of her cockamamie traitorous trek to Texas, Democrat darling Cindy Sheehan has decided to advertise her availability to the highest bidder for all causes that hel...
Read full storyKidd and Kitt hit out at concert date.
Eddie Kidd and Kitt Car have hit out at Gary Wilmott's planned music extravaganza, staring David Hasselhoff, Stephen Hawkings and Shakin' Stevens, to be held at Cardiff's Millennium Stadium on December 31 2005.
Read full storyGeorge and Laura Bush, Dick Cheney Enter Rehab Clinics for Oil Addiction
WASHINGTON, DC (AP)--Americans were shocked by the public disclosure on Friday that the White House is filled with the victims of oil addiction, including all senior Republicans.
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