Horse Takes Quantum Leap Announcing It Is Not A Beast Of Burden To Madonna Ciccone Richie
Wiltshire, London suburbs, England-A tired and unhappy horse did the unthinkable this week, throwing Madonna The Material Girl Ciccone Richie for a loss.
Read full storyPlayboy follows National Geographic lead, Eliminates Pictures
Chicago -- In a surprise move to "prove" to feminists that Playboy readers actually DO read the articles, the magazine today said it was following National Geographic's lead and eliminating pictures in it's September issue. Accordi...
Read full storyHawking, Hasselhoff and Stevens announce concert date
Earlier today saw an announcement that has sent shockwaves throughout the entire music community. David Hasselhoff, Shaking Stevens and Stephen Hawking have announced that they will be putting aside their differences in order to perform a special one...
Read full storyPontiac and Coca Cola unveil Sprite powered SUV
With gas prices topping $3 a gallon and the cost of lemon-lime soda well below 30 cents a can, Pontiac in conjunction with "Coke" announced the unveiling of their elegant new "Sprite (tm)" powered SUV at Detroit's annual auto...
Read full storyMcDonalds Mc'Sued
Burger King filed charges against McDonald's today claiming that McDonald's new TV ad showing Burger King delivering Cindy Sheehan's camp free Whoppers is completely fraudulent.
Read full storyIraqi Court Frees Saddam Hussein and Indicts George Bush as War Criminal
BAGHDAD-In a surprising and unexpected turn of events, an Iraqi Court has freed Saddam Hussein and indicted United States President George W. Bush as an international war criminal.
Read full storyCindy Sheehan for Supreme Court
THE WHITE HOUSE-In a move that has stunned and baffled both critics and supporters, President George W. Bush has decided to drop John Roberts as his nominee to fill the vacant seat on the U.S Supreme Court in favor of Cindy Sheehan.
Read full storyEnemies of Hillary Clinton Begin To Speak Out
White Plains, New York---Enemies of Hillary Clinton, who appear to be legion, spurred on by the bold and forthright challenge by Jeanine Pirro, the fearless and daring Westchester County District Attorney, have encouraged Alfred E. Neumann, the victi...
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