Plane Crashes Keep Killing Passengers
Caracas - The second airline crash in less than a week has confirmed investigators worst fears: Fastening your seat belt securely and putting your seat back and tray table back to their full upright position isn't going to help you whatsoever i...
Read full storyLaura Bush Hires An Executive Chef To Cook For George
Washington, The Nation's Capital----In response to her bitter, loud and specific Complaints about conditions at the White House, someone in Authority has given First Lady Laura Bush permission and funding to hire a first class chef to entertain a...
Read full storyGeorge W. Bush: 'Cindy Sheehan is a Thought Criminal'
CRAWFORD, TX -- In what appears to be the preparatory phase of the military campaign against Cindy Sheehan, President George W. Bush is now saying that Cindy Sheehan is a "thought criminal." The President is trying to rally the people behi...
Read full storyAmerica, This is a Test!
PLYMOTH ROCK, MA-"Back to Basics." That's the slogan being used to inaugurate a new law that literally touches every native-born and naturalized American of school age and older. Commencing January 1, 2007, class is in session. The subject: AMERICA-1...
Read full storyCindy Sheehan - "President Bush aged me 40 years"
(CRAWFORD) -- Cindy Sheenan, speaking live from Crawford Texas surprised CNN reporters yesterday when she accused President Bush of causing her to age 40 years overnight because of "X-stress". She then produced before and after photos to s...
Read full storyHybrid Cars Still Butt Ugly
Beverly Hills - Hybrid cars get great gas mileage and qualify for generous tax rebates, but the current crop is "Butt Ugly" according to fashion designer Tommy Hilfinger. " When you own a piece of automotive art like a Porsche 911 or...
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