'Perfect' first flight for Airbus, But Putin Sells Nukes Variation To Syria To Attack US?
The world's biggest nuclear missile manufacture and their first line product, the European Airbus system A380, has been sold to Syria. Putin, the Russian sales agent is expected to get a megaton bonus this year for closing the deal in Israel toda...
Read full storyGod Buys Doublewide in Odessa, Texas
Elated by the School Board vote to bring fundamentalist bible teachings to the public schools, God packed his bible, stuffed possum, and framed GED and moved to Odessa, Texas. Made famous by the deadly accurate depiction of red-neck buffoonery in the...
Read full storyRock Star Bono Plucks Out Own Eye For Blind Child
UGBANU (Reuters) - Rock superstar Bono gave new meaning to the song title "Sunday Bloody Sunday" when, after meeting a blind African child, he plucked his own left eye from it's socket in front of villagers and reporters in this impover...
Read full storyDr. Disney Does The Deed
In the spirit of holistic medicine and the true traditions of cartoon capers, well known, dream come true holiday resort, Disneyland, have opened their new fully equipped hospital with expert medics from stage and screen on hand to save lives at the...
Read full storyBush Gives Blair His Unconditionated Supportification
In a press conference today George Bush declared his support for Tony Blair in the forthcoming British General Election.
Read full storyEthics Committee Makes Ten Commandments Rules Change - Stealing Is Now OK
The House of Representatives ethics committee has passed a new set of Republican backed rules which reduce the Ten Commandments down to nine "suggestions". The new rules drop the eighth commandment, which prohibits stealing. A congressman is permitt...
Read full storyGeorge W. Bush Turns The Heat Down On His New Energy Proposals
(Day 1,573 of the End of Civilization As We Know It)...
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