Girl Scouts Race To Get Saddam's Cookie Order
Former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein spends his time in solitary confinement writing poems, tending a garden, reading the Koran and eating American muffins and cookies, a British newspaper has reported.
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Texas- Tom DeLay has become full wroth with judges nowadays, and he is looking to his ancestors for an answer. In an interview with DeLay, the House majority leader revealed sinister plans to "make judges answer for their behavior" by hirin...
Read full storySchwarzenegger to Eliminate "3 R's" from Education
Sacramento, California -- California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, puffing on a cigar, has announced that under his new plan for streamlining state government, he will become the "Education Tzar" of California.
Read full storyFear Factor for Seniors receives mixed viewer interest
HOLLYWOOD - Senior Fear Factor debuted this week to a captive aging audience and featured six spunky seniors vying for the coveted grand prize: Free Medicare benefits and lifetime accommodations at La Fonda del Muerta, the premiere seni...
Read full storyIllegal Dye, Sudan, found in Blood
The illegal red food dye, Sudan, has been found in artificial blood imported from outside the European Union it was revealed today and could be the biggest threat to human health since the salmonella in eggs alert back in 1988.
Read full storySt George's Day: Blair to take Pre-Poll Truth Detector Test
Buckingham Palace, London Friday 22 April - (Rioters) Her Majesty's official spokesman today confirmed that specialist staff at the Tower of London were planning a unique St George's Day surprise this year for front bench politicians of al...
Read full storyVillage Idiot Strives To Upgrade Job Skills
CRAWFORD, TX -- Part-time, under-employed village idiot, Fester McWilly, recently applied to the Texas secretary of education for funds to help him upgrade his job skills. Mr. McWilly a card carrying member of the International Brotherhood of Dolts,...
Read full storyMoussaoui Set to Plead Not Guilty to Terrorism but Guilty of Suspicion
WASHINGTON Apr, 2005 - Alleged Sept. 11 conspirator Zacarias Moussaoui was set to plead not guilty Friday to terrorism charges since, to do so would mean the crimes carry a possible death sentence. However, with such a high profile and delicate case,...
Read full storyJapan's PM apologizes for war atrocities against Godzilla
Godzilla screams in agony as the Japanese troops ruthlessly spray him with a rain of fire and exploding bombs. Fact or Friction?...
Read full storyMcToe! Severed appendage found in McNuggets
ORLANDO, FL - Another bizarre case involving popular fast food restaurants and missing body parts surfaced this week in an Orlando, FL area McDonalds restaurant.
Read full storyBush Appoints Saddam Hussein to Rule Iraq
In a long expected move, today President Bush announced he is appointing Saddam Hussein to take the reins of control in Iraq. Bush's desire to obtain Saddam's services for this extremely difficult job have long been known in Washington inner circles,...
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