Blair On Suicide Watch
The British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has been taken to Deepcut Barracks amid fears that he may take his own life. His close friend and fellow father, Gordon Brown, has released secret documents that show details of a new Labour campaign. If Tony B...
Read full storyBible code uncovers Jesus's freestyle rap verses
A team of scientists from India have discovered what could possibly be the most shocking story ever heard. These scientist have discovered a code in the bible that has unlocked Jesus's Freestyle rappings.
Read full storyFlesh-Eating Bacteria Refuse To Eat Michael Jackson
Stunned scientists are reporting today that pop star Michael Jackson has been discovered to have a very rare immunity to flesh-eating bacteria.
Read full storyTitan Pictures Phony
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL --- If you thought the newly released pictures of Saturn's most interesting moon, Titan, looked an awful lot like the Viking shots of Mars taken in the 1970s, you're right. Recently leaked information revealed that the Cassini-Huyg...
Read full storySaddam Hussein Comdemns US Torture
There had been a dull calm over this military installation for some weeks. The early ranting of the captured had become the dull, grudging acceptance of the permanently detained.
Read full storyOrlando Bloom gets his ears
Lord of the Rings star, Orlando Bloom, has recently announced that he will be having a plastic surgery in the near future. Not just any plastic surgery. Bloom, who played the elven prince Legolas in Lord of the Rings, will be having his ears stretc...
Read full storyBush Gets Lay For Earth Day
As expected, today President Bush appointed former Enron CEO Ken Lay as Chairman of national Earth Day activities. The details were worked out in a meeting of top energy advisors chaired by Dick Cheney, and of course these will never be disclosed. "E...
Read full storyJacko Free - World Rejoices
SANTA MARIA, BASRA - Saddam Jacksein has won his appeal against his conviction and is to be set free from the courts later today it has been revealed.
Read full storyBlair's Secret Election Strategy Unveiled
Details of a top secret strategy to guarantee a Labour election victory by Mr Blair and his colleagues at number ten have been leaked onto the internet today.
Read full storyGlitter Right Hand Man at Deepcut
After the shock appointment of Michael Jackson to take over as camp comander at Deepcut. Today it has emerged that Gary Glitter has been enlisted to boost Army recruitment. Glitter, a convicted paedophile and old friend of Jackson will be travelling...
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