Pilots Flying High With New Pay Deal
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND - The long running pay dispute by airline pilots has been resolved and a trial period by Swiss airline Tobler Air has proved successful for the pilots but it is not proving a hit with the passengers.
Read full storyWembley Stadium a Gonner
LONDON - Shock news has been released this afternoon that the yet to be completed New Wembley Stadium is to be demolished to make way for an Ikea Furniture Store.
Read full storyDr Who Trades In Tardis
In an embarrassing statement issued earlier today, the BBC has confirmed that the real reason Christopher Ecclestone has not renewed his contract for the next series of Dr Who is that the Beeb has decided to trade in the Tardis. The statement handed...
Read full storyMcDonald's turns 50
New York - In 1955, McDonald's was just a gleam in founder Ray Kroc's eye. Fifty years later, it is the one of the biggest global brands and is fast becoming a central part of diets around the world.
Read full storyCitizens of Nagasaki to be Compensated for Error
TOKYO - The citizens of Nagasaki are to be compensated because of an error committed sixty years ago. The pilot of the B29 Superfortress confessed to his neighbour that he was meant to drop the second Atomic bomb on Kyoto and not Nagasaki but a slip...
Read full storyTsunami Visitor Toll Keeps Rising
The official visitor toll in the aftermath of the Asian tsunami has now topped 200,000.
Read full storyVatican Election Result - Pope John MacDonalds Condom XVI
The future of the Vatican finances and the leadership of the Catholic Church has been ensured by the unanimous nomination of the future envoy - Pope John MacDonalds Condom XVI. Roberto Calvi, a highly secretive ghost Spoof reporter has been following...
Read full storyLabour Election - Prescott fights to give ID for Pies
In a blow to the Labour party election campaign, John Prescott today vowed to force through legislation which would assign unique ID cards in the UK for all pies.
Read full storyShuttle Launch Delayed
CAPE WINSLET, FLORIDA - NASA have announced that the forthcoming launch of the space shuttle Titanic has been delayed due to technical problems and the crew of 7 have been stood down and sent back to their barracks.
Read full storySwingometer Stolen - Election Cancelled
The BBC announced that the election Swingometer has been stolen and as such the 2005 General Election has been cancelled. All thirty six of the major parties in the...
Read full storyCharles Kennedy Announces Election Win
LONDON - An exuberant Charles Kennedy has announced that his party has won the 2005 General Election without a vote being cast. The leaders of the two main parties, New Labour and Old Conservative, have allegedly called him in the night and said that...
Read full storyWhite House Productions To Unveil New Project
Coming soon to a discount multiplex theater near you. White House Productions is proud to present the thrilling tale of a tall, tough talking, transplanted, Texan's timely thrust to the top. "The Accommodating, The Defective and The Int...
Read full storyPresident Bush 'confused' over new passport rules
Crawford, Texas -- President Bush said today that he was "surprised" by his administration's new plans to require all citizens of Texas to show their passports upon re-entry in to the Washington, DC area.
Read full storyYale University Revamps Recruitment Strategy
As elite high school students around the country have their mail boxes filled with college brochures, a letter from Yale University will always draw extra attention. The Yale name won't be the only thing drawing attention now, as the University's ne...
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