Wal-mart people like George Bush, not Kerry
According to a recent survey of over 7000 Wal-Mart shoppers, 23.5 percent said they leaned towards voting for President Bush as opposed to 16 percent for Kerry. To test this new poll, our editors sent a reporter to ask fellow Wal-Mart shoppers why t...
Read full storyMichael Moore Bids For Oscar
Michael Moore has decided to enter Farenheit 9/11 into the category of films at the Oscars. This will open up a path for him to bid for "best female actress in a comedy role". Members of the Academy were taken aback when previewing the mov...
Read full storyProtester waives right to free speech
New York City, NY-- In a strange twist today, a political protester waived his right to freedom of speech during an organized march through Times Square. The march was held in an effort to raise awareness of the number of registered voters who are w...
Read full storyClinton's Wife Passes Before Him In Near Death Experience
Former president Bill Clinton, recovering from quadruple bypass heart surgery this past weekend in New York, confirmed that he had a near death experience while on the operating table. "I looked up" he said in a telephone call to CNN's Larry King...
Read full storyPope slams Windows - calls it "diabolical" - dubs Bill Gates "spawn of Satan"
Vatican City, Monday Vatican sources today confirmed the rumor that Pope John Paul II last week experienced problems with his laptop computer, caus...
Read full storyMartha Stewart To Head Iraq
Given her penchant for perfection and legendary working hours, Martha Stewart's eight month prison sentence: four in a women's penitentiary; four under house arrest, has been commuted with her appointment by President George W. Bush to take o...
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