Kansas Cannibal Gets Life
Triple murderer and cannibal Marc V Sappington was sentenced to life in prison on Thursday. The judge said that the 25 year old Sappington will only be eligible for parole in 75 years, so mark the date on your calender accordingly.
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George Tenet, former CIA Director and carrying the can over the Weapons of Mass Destruction Intellegence reports, has confirmed that he has accepted a position with EXtortKIC Shortwave Radio. The new daytime talkshow host has however confirmed that h...
Read full storyBush Administration Offers Vouchers to Middle Class Citizens Seeking To Flee
Washington, DC--President George W. Bush today outlined his proposal to give vouchers to middle-class Americans seeking jobs, job security, affordable health care, and the promise of an eventual retirement that does not include sleeping on the street...
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FLORIDA (AP) TV networks are setting up to cover Hurricane Frances as many Florida residents are running away from the upcoming disaster.
Read full storyPresident Bush Promises "Devastating" Second Term
New York (AP)-In a powerful speech that brought delegates at the Republican National Convention to their feet, President Bush promised a "devastating second term" if re-elected.
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