John Kerry Appoints Jayson Blair Media Advisor
Jayson Blair the disgraced former New York Times journalist who was sacked for making up stories as he went along, has been appointed as John Kerry's media advisor. This in turn occasioned a mad scramble by the media to find out why Kerry did it...
Read full storyBush Late Triassic's First Nazi
A panel comprising the Guardian Newspaper, Dan Rather and Michael Moore have pooled their resources in order to investigate the full history of the Bush family. This was initiated by Senator John Kerry who needs to act Swiftly following his victory i...
Read full storyGeorge W. Bush Leads By Example
Not content with accusing their Democratic Presidential rival John Kerry with flip-flopping, the Bush Administration is attempting to provide a current example of how the process actually works.
Read full storyBobby Fischer Held At Guantanamo Bay
Bobby Fischer former world chess champion has been moved to Guantanamo Bay. While it is not being alleged that Fischer is a terrorist, the last straw was reached when he complained that a guard's nose was too long and Fischer couldn't see out...
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