Scott Peterson's Defense Attacks
They say that the best form of defense is attack. They are of course wrong as the prosecution team soon found out in the Scott Peterson trial. As Tuesday brought the forensic evidence against Peterson into view, so it is starting to dawn on everyone...
Read full storyThe Secret of Longevity
Since the beginning of time man has been studying ways to live longer. The cave people did this by simply observing that those who got in the path of a Giant Sloth tended not to live as long as those who didn't. Thus they extended their overall population life span by practicing sloth-avoidance. There was Ponce de Leon and his frustrated search for the fountain of youth. He missed...
Read full storyWee Jock Poo Pong McPlop In It
The man who used to clean the toilets at Aberdeen station, Wee Jock Poo Pong Mcplop is in it up to his eyeballs. He is the joker responsible for the cost overruns involved in the building of the Scottish Parliament at Holyrood. Great shame too what w...
Read full storyBush Administration Vows To Offer National Health Insurance To Other Nations
Washington, DC, and Crawford, TX--President Bush today confirmed that if re-elected, he will offer government-sponsored health care coverage to all other nations who do not currently have national health insurance for their citizens, but his Administ...
Read full storyBush Promises "Surprise Executions" in Second Term
Las Vegas, NV - During his address to the National Guard Association of the United States, President Bush assured group that his second term would feature "many, many" executions. Wearing his trademark smirk, the President nodded and winked to the g...
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