Kerry On Terror
Senator John Kerry, Democratic Presidential Nominee has confirmed that the War on Terror can be won. Speaking in Nashville, Kerry said that he was 'all shook up uh huh huh', then laid the problems at the Governments door. He said extremism wa...
Read full storyGrim Berates GB Olympic Team
As we like to feature prominent personalities from time to time, this week we thought we'd invite Inspector Grim of the Gasforth C.I.D. Grim is a well known and outspoken member of the Todgers, a secret society with rather interesting initiations...
Read full storyBush Creates Snag in Upcoming Presidential Debates
The upcoming Presidential Debates hit a potential snag today when President Bush stated that John Kerry would be required to sign a loyalty oath before participating in the upcoming debates. In an interview with Matt Lauer, Bush made it clear that no...
Read full storyJASON AND CORNELIUS LOCK HORNS
STUNT man and actor Kane Hodder has demanded a celluloid confrontation of biblical proportions with Grand Prix Priest Cornelius Horan.
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