President Cancels Debates
After the president's disastrous performance in the first debate, and recognizing Senator Kerry's jump in the polls, actually his leap, catapult, cannon shot, rocket after burn, volcanic blow, all of the above, the White House announced the P...
Read full storyFlorida Solves Ballot Problem, Will Go with Show of Hands
Tallahassee, FL - The Florida Department of Elections released the recommendations of its Voting Methods Commission today. This year's Flor...
Read full storyWisconsin Woman's obituary endorses Kerry
MADISON, Wis. - A Wisconsin newspaper's obituary for Jan Buffet includes a brief remembrance of her life, including how she was upset and offended by President Bush's policies. The obituary then asks people in the swing state to honor her wishes...
Read full storyDonald Rumsfeld Explains All and Nothing
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, in an apparent effort to confuse America's enemies and allies abroad, not to mention Americans at home, has reversed himself yet again.
Read full storyCheney to Pack "Serious Heat" for Debate with Edwards
Vice President will be armed with knife, handguns, possibly assault rifle, "just in case"...
Read full storyCBS Publishes Yet Another Bogus Document
NEW YORK -- For CBS News president Andrew Heyward, the past few hours have been all too familiar. No sooner had he walked off the elevator after his lunch, he was bombarded by a group of junior executives informing him of the organization publishing...
Read full storyBush reads to schoolchildren, asked not to return
Crawford, Texas - George W. Bush, when not in Washington, DC, is a volunteer at a local elementary school, in his hometown of Crawford, Texas, reading picture books on science, to young children. But there are some problems.
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