
Rumsfeld to expand Cabinet, expand Cabinet
Washington D.C.- Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld held a special news conference today to speak his feelings and the role his cabinet will play in the new Bush Administration.
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Jordan and Peter in right Royal row
English glamour girl Jordan and live-in lover Peter Andre are said to be furious over plans by BBC3 to steal their thunder this Christmas.
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Government to Ban Voting in Public Places
Following government restrictions on unhealthy foods and the imminent ban on smoking, a bill has been tabled in Parliament today to outlaw the practice of voting in public places.
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Middle East Targeted as Landfill Site
The trans-Atlantic alliance of Bush and Blair has unveiled the visionary map of tomorrow's Middle East - a crater.
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Kerry in Geometric Center of Republican's Way
Since the overwhelming Republican Victory in this past election, Republican Senators are finding a firm resistance exhibited by John Kerry and his fellow Democrats. What the Republicans had thought would be smooth, unilateral sailing, has actually b...
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