Yasser Arafat "Not Dead Yet"
Paris - Palestinian leaders retracted statements made over the weekend that their embattled leader, Yasser Arafat, had passed away.Read full story
President Bush announces new Fallujah war game "Fallujahstein"
WASHINGTON - The new Washington, D.C. gaming website, WhiteHouseWarGames.gov, today announced the release of their first software war adventure, Fallujahstein, a multi-player online action shoot-'em-up game, and the first of many ti...Read full story
Togo Joins Axis of Evil as Tampon Shortage Bites
Anxious to get his anti-war show rolling, President George Bush has declared the tiny West African State of Togo as the newest member of the axis of evil that includes among others Iran, North Korea, Germany, France and the State of Massachusetts.Read full story
Blair Basks in Bush's Glory
England's Prime Minister Tony Blair is hoping his trip to America will see some of President George W Bush's glittering election stardust falling on to him.Read full story
Falluja Rotarians Cancel Annual Dance
Falluja Rotary Club is furious over the imposition of emergency rule which has effectively scuppered its annual New Year dance.Read full story
TSA Bans Aircraft from Terminals
"Wings" added to prohibited items list, citing sharp edges...Read full story
Michael Moore Eats One Too Many Tacos, Condenses Into Black Hole
Award winning filmmaker Michael Moore has reportedly condensed into a moderately sized black hole while eating at the Tremendous Taco Restaurant just outside of Little Rock, Arkansas.Read full story