Michael Jackson mad at Spoof; cries like a baby
Hollywood -- Today, pop star Michael Jackson responded to articles that have appeared in The Spoof concerning his indictment for child molestation.
Read full storyOpen Letter To Frito-Lay
Note to readers: The word in the letter is supposed to be "Hungrian" like you're hungry. However, The Spoof keeps changing it to "Hungarian." If you spell it correctly then the whole thing is pointless. I have changed this twice so far, and am about to give up. I expect by Friday the word up above will no longer be 'hungrian' a...
Read full storyAnti-Christ Arrives - In Dorking
In a totally unexpected statement Bruce Jenkins, a pipe fitter from Dorking, England announced that he is the Anti-Christ -- an evil figure whose appearance is supposed to lead to the battle of Armageddon and the end of the world.
Read full storyHillbilly Terrorists Hit Lexington
Lexington, KY Toothless, slavering, overall-wearing hillbillies demanding more free government issue possum meat have apparently detonated a large explosive device in Lexington, Kentucky.
Read full storyAnd now a message from Wilford Brimley:
And now a message from Wilford Brimley: I’d like to speak to you a moment about a problem you’re probably just hoping will go away. I’m talking about Rectal Leakage and what you need to be doing about it.
Read full storyBush tortures Rumsfeld: Exclusive photos!
United States President George W Bush summoned his Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld to the White House and tortured him for nearly an hour May 9.
Read full storyUK surrenders to America
At 06:00 GMT on the 9th May the UK declared war on the United States. At 06:01 the UK had surrendered, but under special conditions.
Read full storySecretly Straight Man Out of Closet
San Francisco, CA-Friends across the San Francisco bay were shocked on Saturday when Jeremy Henderson, a prominent local gay businessman, came out of the closet, revealing himself to be straight.
Read full storyUS Dodges A Dart -- Poisoned
Washinton, D.C. -- Given a few more months to prepare for the invasion of US backed coalition forces, Saddam Hussein's Iraqi army might have proven far more formidable, Bush Administration officials announced today.
Read full storyDonald Rumsfeld may resign over photograph fiasco
WASHINGTON - Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld spent his Friday on Capitol Hill answering questions concerning Adobe Photoshop misuse by U.S. military personnel in Iraq, and he announced he had already banned use of the program until all tr...
Read full storyBush to outsource his job from India
United States President George W Bush has decided to outsource his job from India.
Read full storyRender to Caesar, it’s time to tax the church (Kaufman’s 30 second guide to living)
Dear whoever is in charge, ATTN: GOD Watch one of most any Televangelist and then refer to your handy 14,542 page IRS tax law guide. (You know the one you happen to have at your side as we speak)...
Read full storyGeorge W. Bush gives everyone's money to fat rich bastards
Washington - Today, President George W. Bush held a press conference at the White House where he unveiled his new plan to strengthen the U.S. economy.
Read full storyGorbachev criticizes U.S. policies; is ignored
LIMA, Peru - Former Soviet Premier Mikhail Gorbachev met with Peru's President Alejandro Toledo to discuss various economic issues. The conference, which involved several of the world's leading gold producers, focused on international trade barriers...
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