German McDonalds caught smuggling cocaine through ice cream.
Berlin, Germany- Late yesterday local authorities found a stash of cocaine hidden at a local McDonalds. After investigation, police found out that McDonalds would smuggle cocaine to the drug customers through ice cream. The customer would ha...
Read full storyPolice Arrest 85 yr Old Lady Doing 150mph in Mobility Scooter
Police officers were stunned when they clocked 85 yr old pensioner, Mabel Smith doing 150 mph on the pavement outside Manchester's Sainsbury supermarket in what appeared to be a standard mobility scooter.
Read full story"CALL 1-800-TORTURE": Iraqi TV Now Flooded with Ads From Lawyers
(Baghdad, Iraq) In the wake of the Iraq prisoner-abuse scandal, Iraqi television stations are now being overwhelmed with demands for advertising time by lawyers seeking to represent prisoners tortured and/or humiliated by their captors.
Read full storyAlways keep your condoms in your car
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouse...
Read full storyGeorge W. Bush orders all trees to be burned
Washington - President George W. Bush unveiled a new environmental initiative today that is sure to garner the support of oil companies and Republicans throughout the United States.
Read full storyStudy shows people with cell phones more important than other people
New York - A study has revealed that people who use cell phones are much, much more important than other people.
Read full storyN'Sync: Boy Bands and the Lamers Who Love Them
...All right, who let the Boys From Brazil in? Every once in a while I think, "Well, we can't get much lower than this." Then some fucker proves me wrong, thus horrifying me into a coma. N'Sync is just one example of this phenomenon. The Backstreet Boys also exemplify it. However, both Boy Bands are interchangeable. Yes, I am lumping them together. No, that's not a v...
Read full storySpoof writer admits most of his stories have been fabricated
Ok folks. It’s true over the past months I admit to outright fabricating many if not all of the articles that I have submitted to the Spoof. The truth started to unwind when I submitted a feature story entitled “God to put Humanity up for lease do to record low fundraising” this story was almost entirely fabricated. I did not talk to God. I only got his voicemail and then a nasty return ca...
Read full storyOpen Letter to Coca-Cola
Dear Coca-Cola: I recently bought a 2 liter bottle of coke. I noticed that the bottle cap was offering some sort of give-away or prize. When I turned the cap over I saw that I was being offered 10% off athletes’ foot. At first I felt slightly insulted. Why do you think that I, the purchaser of a 2 liter bottle of Coke, am even likely to have this irritating foot disease?...
Read full storyGeorgia to Shun Evolution in Schools
If State Superintendent of Education Kathy Cox has her way Georgia school kids will graduate from high school having learned nothing about evolution; in fact likely they will have never even heard the word uttered in a science class.
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