Blogging to be banned
So called "blogging" will be banned from June 1, 2004. Most world governments have agreed in principle to the ban and are busy consulting international legal experts and geeks on working out modalities for the ban, which they termed 'an evil'. The...
Read full storyMcDonald's to undergo image overhaul: Molière appointed chief executive
OTTAWA - McDonald's Corporation vice-president, Arnold McDonald, announced to the world's press today the appointment of Jean-Baptiste Poquelin (dit Molière) as the new chief executive of the fast-food chain, and with it the forthcoming overha...
Read full storyIndiana Jones hired to find WMD in Iraq
In a desperate bid to justify the war in Iraq and improve his rating in the polls, President George W. Bush put together a sure fire plan to resolve the matter of the missing WMD and hired Indiana Jones to find the missing items.
Read full storyMel Gibson plans The Passion of the Devil
Mel Gibson is not giving up after the unprecedented success of his film The Passion of the Christ. He will now make The Passion of the Devil.
Read full storyKiller Cicadas
This is a true story by Maggie Fox, Health and Science Correspondent for Reuters.
Read full storySame-Sex Marriages in Massachusetts: John Kerry Nods, Jay Leno Amused, George Bush Not.
The world's greatest flip-floppin', backflippin', backspinnin', breakdancin' former acrobat turned politician and Democratic presidential hopeful John Kerry, (AKA "The Artful Dodger") today announced he supports gay marriages.
Read full storyAmidst Flailing Economy, Heroin Market Soars
New York, NY-Traders on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange worked tirelessly today as the demand for heroin skyrocketed across the country, shooting up nearly two hundred percent in value while the rest of the market remained at idle or fell sl...
Read full storyDeath wants Bank Holiday - quotes EU Legislation
In an exclusive interview with theSpoof today Death has declared that from this year forward England's Spring Bank Holiday will be a Death Holiday too.
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