Powell asks to be excused enquiry - brings note from Mom
The US secretary of state Colin Powell today asked to be excused further appearances at the 9/11 enquiry. Citing poor health - "I don't feel well ‘cos my tummy's upset and I think I'm going to have a cold in about three days from now" - he produced a...
Read full storyBen Affleck Begins Dating Again
It's official. The "Ben" part of the entity formerly known as "Bennifer" has moved on with his life.
Read full storyMars Rover Grill?
NASA - Officials in charge of the most recent Mars rover missions have announced that the red planet is getting into the kitchen appliances business. "When we got up out of that crater, we done saw the factories and the UPS trucks loading up wit...
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Verona, Italy -- The newest Olympic sport has been announced today. Bocce ball. Yes, the Italian equivalent of lawn bowling, is coming to the...
Read full storyPsychic Makes Astounding Predictions
"Psychic Fiona Claire-Vouyant has made some stunning predictions about the end of the world and other stuff," her yoga partner, Hatha, said today.
Read full storyAnd the Hits Just Keep on Coming
The National Commission on Terrorist Attacks Upon the United States has summoned Donald Rumsfeld and William Cohen to testify. An unnamed source in the Commission who has no relation to Unnamed White House Source Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse (It's his c...
Read full storyJilted Ken tells of "living hell with Barbie"
IT WAS with tears in his synthetic eyes that plastic American icon Ken opened his heart to The Spoof this week, as the recently dumped male doll revealed the "raging drug fueled attacks" he regularly suffered at the hands of his form...
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