Ecclestone is new Dr - Who?
After several seconds of speculation the BBC has decided who's going to be the new Doctor in the revival of that crappy old sci-fi series from the 1960's, Dr Who.
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The world thought of Elmo as a cuddly little puppet beloved by children everywhere but that all changed today when Elmo crept up behind George W. Bush after administering enormous amouts of viagra to himself and beg...
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President Bush was astounded today to find out that the country is sorely disappointed by his performance on the employment front. Unnamed White House Source Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse, speaking on the condition of anonymity said, "Look, the President...
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