London Do-nut attack "inevitable" warns Health Secretary
Forget terrorists. Forget bombs on trains, in shopping centres, in airports. The great threat to the population of London at this moment in time comes from - do-nuts.
Read full storyGiant Mogwais and Gremlins take Tokyo by storm---Godzilla sent packing!
Gremlins and Mogwais, the strange but adorable movie animations were proved a reality in Tokyo on Sunday 14th March 2004 when a Gremlin and a Mogwai, each approximately 100ft tall, entered the city from the direction of Mt. Fuji. We have reason to b...
Read full storyMorecambe and Wise to head re-vamped BBC Saturday Night TV
Not content with wheeling out Bruce Forsyth and Johnny Vaughan (both of whom are at least alive) in an attempt to brighten up Saturday night television, the BBC has taken the radical step of digging up Morecambe and Wise and propping them up for a sp...
Read full storyThe Shadow Knows
Liberal Democrat Leader Charles Kennedy announced that Osama bin Laden has been inadvertently named Shadow Culture, Media and Sport Secretary, a post previously held by MP Don Foster. Mr. Kennedy was quoted as saying, " You know, it was really quite...
Read full storyUS slams Europe allies after fake soldier storm
Sneaky European countries have begun flooding Iraq with fake cardboard cut-outs of military personnel in a cynical bid to deceive their US ally about how committed they are to restructuring the war-stricken country.
Read full storyRed Ink, Catsup Prices Soar Worldwide
SUDAN/MASSACHUSETTS - It has been discovered that world prices for red ink and catsup have soared by 100% since the last quarter of 2003.
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Madrid- U.S. Defense Officials have begun planning tactical airstrikes over Madrid, followed by a full invasion of Spain, it was reported hours ago.
Read full storyFinally a Cure for Baldness - Elective Decapitation
Los Angeles, CA - Scientists at U.C.L.A. have just announced a revolutionary approach to treating baldness - called Elective Decapitation.
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