Kentucky Wins NCAA Tournament
Lexington, KY- In what is being called the "shortest March Madness ever," the top-seeded University of Kentucky wildcats have been awarded the NCAA mens basketball trophy, without playing a single tournament game.
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Oscar the Grouch has decided to tell the world just what makes him so grouchy. "When I was a little grouch, I was an altar boy and a priest...I can't go on. It hurts too much." He wept to an audience filled with Garbage Collectors at th...
Read full story"Eat my socks... wait. Eat my depleted uranium" - Bush
It became evident that the United States of America was very serious about its attempts to take over Canada and, presumably, the rest of the world. When the French Prime Minister authorized the launch of twenty-six nuclear warheads against the United...
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Will the cat fights ever stop? The world's two biggest pop-tarts, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, have fought over record sales, number #1 songs, and so much more, or less, in the case of former Mouseketeer turned N'Sync turned solo st...
Read full storyMavis- Leave Uri alone!
There's nothing wrong with Uri. (or 'Bendy' as we choose to call him.) Prince Charles is also a homeopathic nut (as in fruit and..) and noone holds that against him, even Camila. What imagery we conjure with! Talking of conjuring, where was I? Ah yes, back to Uri. A fine figure of a man, and could have been King! Haven't you heard? Its a jungle out there! Having Uri as a frien...
Read full storyWal-Mart Announces Plans to "Rollback" Wages, Employment Practices
Wal-Mart, Inc., the world's largest retailer, has announced plans to expand its wildly successful "Rollback" program to its wages and employment practices, according to a company spokesperson. "The concept of the rollback is extremely simple," compa...
Read full storyBig Brother to decide Next Prime Minister
In a shock move, Tony Blair has announced the biggest change to the electoral system since that sad day that women got the vote. Speaking from Downing Street our beloved Prime Minister said this.
Read full story"La donna e GOBBELAY!"
Luciano Pavarotti, one of the world's most adored opera singers, recently ended his own enormous appetite by consuming one of the world's most adored structures, killing over 1,000 in doing so.
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