Hobbits Invade the Oscars: Will the Lord of the Rings Travesty Ever End?
Last night's Academy Awards saw Peter Jackson and his Lord of the Rings Trilogy astoundingly rewarded.
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Rome, Italy - With the influx of sex-abuse cases in the Church and at Neverland Ranch, several Italian researchers have come up with a Molestat...
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Hollywood, CA The 76th Annual Academy Awards were last night. Charlize Theron won for Best Actress proving that Oscar believes that when a pret...
Read full storyStephen Hawking To Be Launched Into Space
NASA announced today that they would be sending Stephen Hawking into space to serve as Earth's ambassador to the Interstellar Federation of Alien Races Tribunal (IFART). This organization, comprised of over 500 different intelligent species from 134 different galaxies, is responsible for 95% of all alien visits to the planet Earth. "Of course we can't control all traffic to th...
Read full storyBlack Hole Actually Jerry Springer's Mouth
Cape Canaveral, FL, U.S.A. - NASA scientists were alarmed today to discover that a deep space disturbance thought to be a black hole was actually nothing more than Jerry Springer's gaping mouth.
Read full storyU.S. Announces New Franco-American Alliance
Washington, DC: Following the forcible ouster of Haitian President Jean Bertrand Aristide by American military forces, United States Secretary of State Colin Powell announced that the U.S. and France have formally patched up diplomatic rela...
Read full storyAliens Surf The Web
It has been reported by many ISPs worldwide that they have acknowledged web requests from strange and unknown sources, which they say originate from extraterrestrial locations. The controllers of the BBC's award-winning and well renowned website s...
Read full storyNo need to Spoof: Kevin Costner says people shouldn't attack Mel Gibson
NEW YORK -- Kevin Costner said people "shouldn't be attacking" Mel Gibson for "The Passion of the Christ," in an interview on the syndicated entertainment TV show "Access Hollywood."...
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