Pakistan President flees to Chile
Pakistan President General Pervez Musharraf has fled his country and has sought asylum in Chile.
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www.excite.com has announced plans for the delivery of a 2 GB female.
Read full storyLiberal girls prefer champagne - Republican girls prefer domestic beer
Fort Worth, Texas (Reuters) - A GOP funded Gallup poll questioned 18-40 year old female voters regarding their reading habits and drinking habits. Results point to a worrying disparity between Liberal and Republican girls.
Read full storyNew ambassador: Bush appoints Monica Lewinsky
(From our Washington Correspondent; Saturday 26 June) Days after publicly dumping his old poker partner and bagman of his blind trust from the top UK posting at the American Embassy, President Bush last night stunned the world by announcing that Mon...
Read full storyGambino Family Rejects United Airlines' Loan Request
Gambino Family Rejects United Airlines' Loan Request...
Read full storyClinton hired Forstmann to top Diana: new evidence
(Langley, Va; Saturday 26 June) Freshly released files from the President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) may contain damning new evidence that erratic US billionaire Ted Forstmann was hired by President Bill Clinton to mastermind...
Read full storyTop Doc Declares Smoking Okay
Dr. Stan Geldefson, the top doctor in Smackeyville, Iowa, announced this week that smoking is "okay, I guess."...
Read full storyMicrosoft Announces Merger With Real Estate Writers of America
Microsoft Chairman & CEO Bill Gates has announced that all future Microsoft press releases will be handled by the Real Estate Writers of America. "These guys know how to accurately portray things without the hype" said Gates, "This sh...
Read full storyWeather ceases after storm in northern England
LEEDS, Great Britain -- For some unknown reason, the northern portion of this country was hit with wild thunder and lightning storms and has not had any other weather since those storms cleared.
Read full storyMassage and fellatio head dentists' poll to ease tension
A Leeds-based dental practice is taking the pain and stress out of a visit to the surgery and replacing it with pleasure.
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