Highlights and Suprises from the 3rd stage of the Tour de France
July 6, 2004 NAMUR, Belgium (AP) -- A brief look at Tuesday's third stage of the 91st Tour de France yielded one very big Russian surp...
Read full storyOlympic Swimmer Michael Phelps Pees In Pool
U.S. star Swimmer Michael Phelps launched the ultimate revenge on Australian Rival Ian Thorpe this week when he revealed he urinated in Thorpe's lane moments before Phelps' victory in the men's 200-meter individual medley at the World Swimmin...
Read full storyUS Agrees To Pay Moore To Stop Making Stupid Movies
The U.S. Government has reportedly agreed to pay documentary filmmaker Michael Moore "a lot of cash" if he agrees to stop making stupid movies and moves to another country.
Read full storyPanic buying as Birds Eye cleans up its range
Frozen food manufacturer Birds Eye has started a wave of panic buying on the UK's high streets after revealing that it was embarking on a £4m exercise to remove all additives from its products.
Read full storyDr. Phil's Wife Says She's Just Too Pretty For Him
Television psychologist Dr. Philip McGraw's wife, Robin, tells reporters that the doc is a "big old goofy man" and she is much too attractive for him.
Read full storyShrek 2 faces global boycott
Lord of the Rings fans across the world are urging a boycott of Shrek2.
Read full storyObject Absorption
I have been conducting some new experiments around a pet theory of mine that I think you all will find interesting and useful. The concept is object absorption and here is how it works:...
Read full storyNancy Reagan to Remarry
In a surprise announcement today, former first lady Nancy Reagan announced her summer plans to marry Rick Allen, the one-armed drummer from the annoying band Def Leppard. Reagan and Allen met five years ago when Nancy showed up at a Def Leppard conc...
Read full storyTori Spelling Gets Married
Actress Tori Spelling, best known for her role as Donna on TV's "Beverly Hills 90210", has married, her publicist said Monday.
Read full storyEconomy boost could be an illusion
NEW YORK CITY -- U.S. stocks have gone lower as higher oil prices make oil more expensive and a spate of profit warnings made investors dribble from the sides of their mouths.
Read full storyCIA admits it knows nothing about anything, will disband agency
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A spokesman for the CIA said today that the agency is ready to admit it knew nothing about anything, no less weapons of mass destruction and the possibility of a Sept. 11 attack on the U.S.
Read full storyNew candidate raids Kerry's Veep call
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a strange campaign happening, public support for a man named Kerry Edwards in the '04 Presidential race surfaced just moments after candidate John Kerry opened a rally in Pittsburgh.
Read full storyWhite House: Smoking Fights Terror
WASHINGTON - The White House announced a new program today in the fight against terror: smoking. The government says that smoking can help to eliminate terror targets and drive terrorists from the US's borders.
Read full storySonny Bono Rewrote "Babe"; Predicted Own Death
Palm Springs (July 6, 2004) --- Curators at the Sonny Bono Library in Palm Springs have discovered a rewrite of the 1965 hit, "I Got You Babe" tucked inside a menu from Bono's Restaurant, which he opened in the early 80s. Entitled "I Hit A Tree", th...
Read full storyBob Dylan: Neo Con Album due out soon!
Once again Bob Dylan is set to confound his critics and fans alike with the release of his new album.
Read full storyVice President Cheney Touts Toilet Clogging Capability
Washington - In a fresh example of his failure to gauge the national mood, Vice President Dick Cheney discussed a memorable bowel movement for nearly three minutes during a recent airing of "Meet the Press." A stunned Tim Russert stared -...
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