Disney Boycotts Southern Baptist
Orlando - "Turnabout is fair play", says head mouseketeer Michael Eisner, when asked why the Walt Disney Company would simply reject any and all Southern Baptist dollars at theme parks and movie theaters. And so marks the beginning of a new er...
Read full storyMichael Moore is Hulk
Bruce Banner a lonely, emotionally challenged figure who transforms into the Hulk when enraged, will now be played by Michael Moore. Moore's work as a polemicist is believed to have been instrumental in him landing the role.
Read full storyNude Newborn Shocks Doc
Presque Isle, ME - If any more evidence of America's moral decay were needed, it came at 4:17 yesterday afternoon. In a delivery room at the Aroostook Medical Center, Dr. Joyce Hebert brought a healthy 7.7 lbs. baby boy into this world; but imagine...
Read full storyTrillion Pound Women
Trillion pound in debt and British women are up in arms, defending what they see as their good names. They say they are not to blame for the trillion pound deficit but are in fact responsible for a vibrant economy.
Read full storyPremiership Prediction - It's Norwich!
As the season approaches it's time to look at the teams who will challenge at the top and those that will struggle to avoid the dreaded drop. Let's start with the strugglers.
Read full storySurvivor Premiership
The next episode of the hit reality TV show "Survivor" will be shot in England and styled 'Survivor Premiership". 16 contestants from the USA will congregate in London for what promises to be their toughest test by far.
Read full storyAfter Tour de France, Lance Armstrong says, "We are over, Sheryl Crow!"
Well people, it looks as though our friends Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong are no more. Armstrong reluctantly broke up with his girlfriend of one year last week, after winning the Tour de France.
Read full storyRobert Fisk Reports On Iranian Nuclear Test
America and Great Britain have terrorised the planet for decades with their nuclear weapons of mass destruction. Completely under the control of Tel Aviv, where the master controls are housed, American and British saboteurs conquer, plunder and destr...
Read full storyPeople outdoors are exposed to higher levels of the sun's harmful ultraviolet (UV) rays, a study
Previous measures of exposure outdoors have proven false, when compared to research studies recently completed at Irish Scientific Labs, Inc. Old findings were measured from how much sunlight hits flat surfaces.
Read full storyMichael Moore Makes Surprise Entrance and Startling Statement!
Boston, Massachusetts -- CNN's Tom the Foreman, was working on buffing the floors when filmmaker Michael Moore opened the door to the news trailer and announced, "Who has sins they want to confess"?...
Read full storyAFL-CIO Supports Intestinal Bacteria Strike Plan
Colon - Frustrated by what they referred to as "inhumane" conditions, tens of millions of bacteria in your large intestine issued a comprehensive set of work rules demands today. Ranging from improved lighting and ventilation to greater security, th...
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