Parasites Hail Lance Armstrong
The people of Paris were thrilled to see an American Lance Armstrong, racing to a record 6th win in the Tour de France. The Parisites were so thrilled in fact that they tried to derail him with hailstones from a storm which had broken earlier.
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Los Angeles, CA - In what will become a case study of how not to name a film, fans and industry executives reacted with shock and dismay to the title of the upcoming installment of the Star Wars saga - "The Revenge of the Sh*t".
Read full storyBlackadder V : Manure
Real excitement is mounting in the United Kingdom as Blackadder V sees daylight this week. Unlike the previous 4 series which covered periods in history, this one deals with sport or more specifically a team.
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MORNINGHEAD, IRELAND - Loyal patrons of Murphy's Pub in Morninghead, Ireland, have nominated "Mr. Potatohead as the next "Saint" of Ireland.
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This has been a rough two weeks for Senator Kerry. After a disastrous attempt to build relations with Latinos resulting in the Kerry Latino riot in LA when Senator Kerry accidentally flashed gang signals in a Latino club after lip-syncing "The Lonel...
Read full storyClinton Book Sees Second Printing
WASHINGTON - Following the release of former President Bill Clinton's book, 'My Life', in June of this year, several watch-groups have reported a host of typographical errors. The book has enjoyed only marginal sales, despite the heavy m...
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