BBC's 'Police File' UK's Number 1 Killer
The BBC is in grave danger of losing it's charter as a result of a broad based investigation into the media. The project was undertaken by British Intelligence whose remit was to pinpoint the causes of crime in general.
Read full storyArtistry Eludes Me
I always figured that someone with a healthy life, a good set of friends, or a stable family wouldn’t be able to become an artist. My theory was based on Van Gough’s ear, Picasso’s blueness, and Frida Kahlo’s broken back. Health, family, AND friendships all had to be faltering in order for your artistry to materialize. It was clear to me that if I ever wanted to accomplish being an artist I had to...
Read full storyGaddafi Acquires Manchester United
Libyan strongman, president for life, father of the nation, Sultan of all he surveys, WH Smith, Tripoli under-16 javelin bronze, potentate plenitentiary, Dominoes Pizzas, leader supreme, Muammar Gaddafi has bought a controlling interest in Manchester...
Read full storyANDY LAM: Master of the Obvious? Obviously NOT!
Many people believe that ANDY LAM! simply observes things that are known to all. How can this be? I have traveled paths not taken by others, which means that I KNOW THINGS not known to others, that I have SEEN THINGS not seen by others, that I have HEARD THINGS not heard by others, that I have SMELLED THINGS not smelled by others, that I have TASTED THINGS not tasted by others, that I ha...
Read full storyMilitary chiefs hide weapons from Blair
Britain's military top brass were behind the massive defence cuts announced by the Government.
Read full storyBlair sounds ‘Last Post' over British armed forces
Prime Minister Tony Blair has ensured Britain will never again be drawn into a situation like Iraq - by effectively disbanding the UK's armed forces.
Read full storyConservative Group Campaigns Against Same-sex Friendships
Davenport, IA - According to conservative group, the Family Unity Council (FUC), Jason Michaels, and his best friend Dave Sloan, both nine, represent a growing threat to the stability of the American family. The boys, who enjoy fishing, riding bikes...
Read full storyColin Powell's Colon Clear
Bethesda, MD - Following a directive from the President, all senior executive branch officials submitted stool samples to physicians at the Bethesda Naval Hospital for screening for colon cancer. While all of the results have not been release, the W...
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