A. Darling Gives Traffic Chaos The Thumb Up
Wigan (Reuters) Recently de-bearded Transport Secretary, Alistair Darling, 29, today put forward his proposals to gridlock Britain and create traff...
Read full storyIsaac Newton Blamed for Earth's End
In a dramatic and hastily convened press conference in Abingdon yesterday, famous planetary scientist Dr Alfred von Schnorkelpliers, 34, announced to the world's media that the world would stop spinning soon.
Read full storyMichael Moore on Michael Moore
Michael Moore, the legendary documentary maker has announced today that he is in the pre-production stages of his latest film, a documentary about himself.
Read full storyMichael Moore Virus
Michael Moore Virus is far and away the most virulent predator I have ever come accross and that's a fat. Fruity yet bold with just a hint of hard drive meltdown but unlike wine don't gargle and spit, rather put a gargoyle next to your comput...
Read full storyJohn Kerry Plan Backfires
Following disastrous attempts to build support with Latino and African American communities that resulted in the Kerry Latino Riot and the AME Incident, Senator John Kerry met with Willard Frankenmeyer, Director of the Clowns for Kerry Committee. Th...
Read full storyAnn Coulter experiencing problems promoting her new book
NEW YORK- Ann Coulter's controversial new book hits the shelves this Friday, but she's having a difficult time promoting it.
Read full storyKerry Mountain Moved
Kerry, IRELAND -- A mountain of butter almost 1200ft tall, has been moved over to a site 12 miles away after a new brand called 'Move Over Butter' entered the butter mountain site to take up residence. The cheeky brand of butter forced its wa...
Read full storyBen & Jerry's introduce new ice cream flavor: Burning Bush
SPOKANE, Wash. - Ben Cohen, the Ben of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream fame, is not a fan of President Bush. Cohen is currently travelling around the country on what he is calling his "Pants on Fire" tour. Towing a 12 foot effigy of the President which fea...
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