
Sharon's Bid To Return Golan Hits Snag
Israeli Premier Ariel Sharon has confirmed that his program to return the Golan Heights to Syria has hit a snag: the property is in his wife's name!...
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Vice Admiral James Stockdale Begins Stumping as Third-Party VP Candidate
Washington, DC - Vice Admiral James Bond Stockdale (ret.), Ross Perot's running mate during the 1992 Presidential election, today announced his plan to run as an independent Vice Presidential candidate. In an unusual step, Admiral Stockdale is runni...
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Local Man Dejected After America's Funniest Home Videos Declines 100th Straight Entry
Denver - A local Lakewood man, David Cottalano, says he's "down right unhappy" about his latest defeat at the hands of the producers from the ABC show America's Funniest Home Videos. Although he should not be surprised, this was the one...
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The Big Bad Neighbor
DISCLAIMER: This article is in NO WAY a work based on fact or even semi-fact. It is fiction and a political commentary, and I ask you to see the symbolism of it before you start assuming I actually acted out these events. Read all the way to the bottom, and see if you get where I’m going with this.
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Bastille Day honor for Bush: Queen to bestow Order of the Garter?
London (Rioters) - Speculation is reaching fever pitch in the corridors of power at Whitehall that Buckingham Palace will announce tomorrow that President George Bush Jr has been created a Knight of the Order of the Garter, the world's oldest or...
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Berry Pickers Face a Price Tag on their Painful Punnets
Hospital staff in Scotland are gearing up for their busiest time of the year - berrying. But the hordes who hit the Highland hills now face being hit in the pocket.
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The Spoof's latest interview with Sheryl Crow
Our friend Sheryl Crow has recently come back for an interview with our interviewer, Jay McCormack. This time we've asked her a few personal questions, but also things about career, family, and even what she thinks of The Spoof and such. Here is how it went: The Spoof Interviewer Jay McCormack: "Welcome back, Sheryl Crow. So you're all ready to do this intervie...
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Berry pickers find a price tag on their wounds
Hospital staff in Scotland are gearing up for their busiest time of the year - berrying.
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