Motorcycle Wreck Claims Rider!
EPHRAIM, UTAH (AP) A terrible accident probably took the life of a yet unidentified motorcyclist. Due to the grim nature of the accident the Coroner has yet to identify the driver even as male or female. "At this point the boots would seem to in...
Read full storyCourtney Love to Attend Finishing School
Middletown, CT June 11, 2004. Notorious New York celebrity lawyer Al Screwum said he is sending is his client, Ms. Courtney Love, to the swa...
Read full storyBush Nominates Satan
In a surprise press conference today, President George W. Bush announced the nomination of Satan as his judicial nominee for the 4th District in North Carolina.
Read full storyGeorge Bush Brushes Off The NAACP
\=-President George W. Bush has admitted that he has a "practically nonexistent" relationship with the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP), citing as his reason that "Black Folks just seem to hate me" and has refused fo...
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The World Court yesterday held that the Israeli wall is a political rather than security matter. A spokesmen for the court confirmed that as result of the Israeli's building without town planning consent, the wall had to come down.
Read full storyRenegade Beverage Pitcher Kills Seven
Decatur, IL Chaos ensued today at the Hickory Point Mall in Forsythe, when shoppers at Sears were suddenly crushed by the implosion of the west...
Read full storyMortgage rate mania prevailing
WASHINGTON - Mortgage rates have come down. But experts say they will rise again.
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