"Finally I can have a favorite" says mother of formerly conjoined twins
NEW YORK, Aug. 9 (Xinhuanet) - "I hadn't been able to hold them separately since they were born" rejoiced Arlene Aguerre, mother of the newly separated conjoined twins. "Now I can decide which one is my favorite and which one will have to do the dis...
Read full storyRapper, Lil' Jon, Sets Out to Obtain Copyright Laws For The Words Yeah, What, and O.K.
ATLANTA, GA-- As the hip hop wars continue to go on, Lil' Jon from the infamous kings of staying crunk, Lil' Jon and Dem Eastside Boyz, made a daring move on Monday morning. Lil' Jon has filed the proper paperwork and soon hopes to obtai...
Read full storyA fair and honest appraisal of the 2004 election
With all the opinions and commentary pertaining to the coming presidential election, it seems that there is a considerable need for a good, objective look at the candidates running for the position of most powerful man in the world. Herein I will attempt to create as fair a stance on our candidates as I can. A list of pros and cons for each runner seems in order. George W. Bush...
Read full storyCanada Extends Olive Branch To Utopians
Prime Minister Paul Martin of Canada is extending an olive branch to the Republic of EastCoastHusker and other Utopian nations, after threats of invasion. He offers to cede half of Ontario, Newfoundland, and 17% of the Yukon Territory to the Utopian...
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