Kissinger Joins Manchester United
Old Trafford have confirmed that Dr Henry Kissinger has joined the board and will now take over as media liason. The board felt that far too much negative publicity has dogged the club in recent years. Former US Secretary of State, Kissinger is belie...
Read full storyU.S. Olympic Hoopsters Loose to Nepal
ESPN, Greece, August 2004. An Olympic pick-up team from Nepal humiliated the U.S. Olympic basketball team yesterday, giving the Americans their second straight exhibition loss in a week. In a lopsided 129 to 15 score, the U.S. team revealed...
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ESTES PARK, Co - In what paramedics called a ‘freak accident', tourist Ben Miller lost his penis in a bear trap at an Estes Park souvenir shop. Miller, a 39 year old draftsman from Orlando, Florida, and his family were visiting the Big Thompson Rive...
Read full storyNHS Slaughter After Superbug Invasion
Benenden Hospital in Kent was the scene of a mass suicide, the likes of which has not been seen since Jonestown, Guyana. Row upon row of bodies lined the garden of the hospital grounds and even out onto the streets. Even hardened journalist stiffened...
Read full storyElves Probably Real, Study Says
Gary Jones of Miami, Florida has released a statement to the world wide news media that states that after an exhaustive privately funded study, he has concluded that elves are probably real.
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