Al-Qaida And MasterCard Announce "Access" of Evil
Senior executives of MasterCard joined today with shadowy figures of the definitive terror organisation al-Qaida to announce the launching of a new credit card for those hell bent on the destruction of the infidel.
Read full storyBarney to Replace Pele as Spokesman for Viagra
In a shock announcement today the global pharmaceutical corporation Pfizer confirmed the end of their relationship with the worlds most famous footballer Pele. They confirmed today that Pele's contract for the endorsement of their best selling imp...
Read full storyBoy's Wal-Mart Telescope Shames Hubble
DUMAS, Tx - James McBride, a 14 year old amateur astronomer from Dumas, Texas, has captured a stunning image of a four-nebula cluster he has nicknamed "Face of God." The Texas panhandle resident captured the image using nothing more than a disposabl...
Read full storyWashington's Newest Hot Rumor
Though not yet official, word has it that President Bush has selected the person who will be the Director of all intelligence services. The name of that person will come as a shock to many, others will see it as a brilliant political move.
Read full storyBob Hope Key in Candidate Catch Phrase Competition
Akron, OH - In the battle for the hearts and minds of American voters, few things carry as much weight as the pithy catch phrase. The election of 2004 is no exception. Democratic contender John Kerry was first out of the gate with his "hope/help is...
Read full storyGuinness Sparks Communion
Morninghead, Ireland - The Church of the Immediate Misdirection has adopted a new and highly successful change in their communion ritual, that has, in the words of Father Riley, "brought even heathens to the flock." He went on to say that he was pra...
Read full storyOojaboo rivals Google in search efficiency, cuteness of name
A new search engine Oojaboo claims to rival the popular Google search engine in both quality of searches and in the adorability of its name.
Read full storyRed Sox win World Series on "MVP Baseball 2004"
The Boston Red Sox clinched their first World Series title in 86 years when Red Sox fan Donald Kelley played a season on "MVP Baseball 2004" for PlayStation 2.
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