Dan Druff Joins Ayr
Top striker Dan Druff has joined Ayr United from Wigan. Ayr manager Phil Barber confirmed the move and said that Druff would link with Italian Al Opecia up front, for the cup game against Hibernian.
Read full storySpoof writer meets girl, writing degenerates
In an unprecedented upset yesterday a spoof writer, Maximus, met a girl. While the occasional meeting with a member of the female species is not a rare occurance for anybody, the writer peformed a feat of daring he had never before attempted: talki...
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British health officials say that they are unmoved by the bruhaha in the media and among interest groups regarding the new 5-in-1 jab. A spokesman says that like the 3-in-1 they will look to experts abroad rather than hysterical doctors.
Read full storyJohn Kerry leaves the toilet seat up
WASHINGTON- A new advertisement that attacks Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry has been released, as a group of Government employees calling themselves Custodial Workers for Truth (CWFT) have made a series of potentially damaging claims ag...
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