The Windmills Of Blair's Mind
‘Don't panic yet!' announced Tony Blair, the ace British Prime Minister.Read full story
UK Pop Idol show rocked by Simon Cowell's honest opinion
Popular song-singing, gameshow-without-a-game, Pop Idol, has been rocked to its foundations by claims that Simon Cowell is simply "being honest".Read full story
Welsh admit, "Our language is a scam"
Today the Welsh Assembly confirmed long held suspicions - that the Welsh language is only there to piss the English off.Read full story
French war with Belgium will not go ahead, Belgian army not real.
France today backed down on its threat to go to war with Belgium after the Belgian government admitted, "Our army is fake!"...Read full story
Santa wanted for International Discrimination
There were defiant vibes around the UN today as it passed a resolution to bring the Father of Christmas, aka Santa Claws, to an International Court of Justice. The resolution is aimed at Santa's sinfully unfair delivery of presents to the world. With...Read full story