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Popular song-singing, gameshow-without-a-game, Pop Idol, has been rocked to its foundations by claims that Simon Cowell is simply "being honest".
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Today the Welsh Assembly confirmed long held suspicions - that the Welsh language is only there to piss the English off.
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France today backed down on its threat to go to war with Belgium after the Belgian government admitted, "Our army is fake!"...
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There were defiant vibes around the UN today as it passed a resolution to bring the Father of Christmas, aka Santa Claws, to an International Court of Justice. The resolution is aimed at Santa's sinfully unfair delivery of presents to the world. With...
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