R Kelly on career high after child sex allegations
The latest sales figures for the UK album chart suggest R & B crooner R Kelly's new album: "Chocolate Factory" is actually selling better amidst allegations that R Kelly has slept with a minor.
Read full storyWales and Scotland top seeds for Euro 2004
In some kind of wondrous cock-up, UEFA have decided that Wales and Scotland not only qualified for the Euro 2004 finals, but that they are actually alongside France and Portugal in the top seedings.
Read full storyHoward to move Tory HQ to Margate
New Tory leader Michael Howard has unveiled controversial plans to switch constituency to the seat of Margate - and move Conservative Party headquarters to the seaside town's famous fun fair.
Read full story"Seaside is a bit crap" - say tourist board
The British Tourist Board has described the UK's seaside resorts as "sh*t", "dirty scum holes", "fat northerner meccas" and "Blackpool".
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