Kiddies go to the toy... ballot?
In an effort to make politics more interesting to young people, the government has commisioned ten figurines of well known, but mostly unknown politicians.
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The toothbrush- "Hi, you wouldn't really think twice about me now would you? Now, i just want you to think about this, now i'm not saying it's going to be easy, i don't know if you actually HAVE a brain, all I see is a big, fat,...
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This morning on her way to work, a sexy South African girl got MASHED by a tube train. Having run to the trainstation in pouring rain, she stood calmly waiting for her train.
Read full storyEurocrats Bring Monarchies into line
A recent European directive has ordered all remaining European royal houses to standardise on one form of address.
Read full storyCelebrities "Largely forgotten"
Britney Spears was spotted today working as a waitress in a greasy spoon on the A5 outside Dunstable, adding to fears that the nubile pop minx may never grace MTV again.
Read full story96% of Americans can't speak American
In non-too shocking news this morning, it was discovered that the majority of Americans can't speak American; let alone English, the language upon which it is based.
Read full storyRichie Rich Caught on Gay Party Tape
The aristocratic community was stunned today when a video tape surfaced depicting "poor little rich boy" Richie Rich using drugs heavily and engaging in homosexual acts.
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