President Bush Suprised to Learn that Canada is Not Part of The United States
Montreal Quebec While giving what he believed to be a reelection speech, President Bush was surprised to learn that Canada is in fact not part...
Read full storyRumsfeld: Kill more, faster
December 7, 2003 Newt Gingrich, former Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, stated that the Bush Administrations policy in Iraq had "gone off the cliff". Mr. Gingrich, who knows a great deal about going over cliffs, having done so h...
Read full storyGirl Scouts Riot in Front of Neverland
Claiming "Unequal Opportunity" as the advocacy behind their cause, the Girl Scouts angrily marched towards Neverland in a fiery protest marked by the girl scouts massively beating and mauling 10-12 year old boys along the way.
Read full storyGeorge W. Bush's Long, Lost Twin Found!
In Washington yesterday, President George W. Bush was reunited with his long, lost twin brother, Greg, William Baker (Bush). For years it had been a secret in the Bush family that George had a twin.
Read full storyGovernment Bans Christmas Trees
The humble Christmas Tree's roots began over 1000 years ago when some Christian dude got peeved with a bunch of pagans worshipping an oak tree. To spite them, he chopped it down with his ye olde Black and Decker hand operated chain saw.
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