
White House Unveils Global Warming PR Campaign
Washington DC: Responding to worldwide criticism of its environmental policies, the Bush Administration has announced a new public information and awareness campaign entitled "Beyond Kyoto: A New Look At Global Warming."...
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Poppy Bush to Enter 2004 GOP Primary
George H. W. Bush, defeated by Bill Clinton in 1992 after his first term as President, will be taking another crack at manning the reins in the Oval Office. Citing differences in core policy beliefs with his first born, he has decided to enter the 2...
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Las Vegas Rocked By Terrorist Attack
Today approximately 1,500 terrorists attacked Sin City in an unprecedented and brilliant scheme. The attackers were all disguised as Elvis impersonators.
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Did ancient man control the weather?
For Millennia man has sought to control the weather. From the Stone Age to the modern day - farmers, magicians and lawyers have sought to influence the elements.
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The Domino Effect
A survey of Domino Pizza delivery drivers showed that those with Howard Dean for President bumper stickers on their cars were tipped better than those with Bush for President Stickers, according to a CNN report. The Bumper Sticker Survey, which has b...
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