Lava Lamp Erupts On Right Tit
A lava lamp that has laid dormant for years has today erupted, taking countless lives and leaving thousands injured and without homes.
Read full storyKen Livingston taxes pedestrians
During last nights 'State of London' press conference, London Mayor Ken Livingston confirmed his plans to extend the plans for congestion charges to include pedestrians. Following a 3-week study by leading research group Payas Lotts...
Read full storyNew Dress Code Announced For Wimbledon 2004
TheSpoof can now exclusively reveal the long awaited changes to the dress code for this years Wimbledon tournament.
Read full storyDame Judi and Jonathan King: A Romance
She was a non-black Oscar nominee with the quiet sophistication of a 1920s porn film. He was a disgusting child molester with an even more disgusting array of party tunes. Yet romance blossomed between this, the oddest of couples, despite the perso...
Read full story'And' is the BEST word in the alphabet
Today, scientists at a top dictionary school proved using maths and stuff that "and" is officially the best word in the world. Nobody is happier than yours truly, Andy Ampersand.
Read full storyChuckle Bros. Involved in new QM Calamity
Shocking news has come into the TheSpoof offices today, as Barrie and Paul Chuckle are reportedly being held in cells until further police questioning, in relation to the molestation of the corpse of beloved public figure, the late queen mother.
Read full storyAmerican Upset by Real World
Traumatised American woman sues Terror Arafat on grounds that Palestinian terrorism causes her emotional distress when it is on the news. She claims that she developed "I'm a victim" syndrome by watching 72 days of rolling CNN coverage...
Read full storyTony Blair in Texas for Slumber-Party
President George 'Bush' Dubya welcomed British Prime Minister Tony Blair to his ranch in Texas today, promising him the best sleep-over ever. George has a whole load of "neat" things to do, including staying up all night playing on...
Read full storyCheney Sells Shares in Enron and Flees to Kandahar
Tampa Fl April 1st General Tommy Franks announced today a new plan in the war on terror. Army special forces in Kandahar, Afghanistan were instructed to abandon their search for Osama Bin Laden and his Al Quaida lieutenants and instead to re-organi...
Read full storyQueen Mum actually died in 1997
Buckingham Palace are today said to be furious over revelations that Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother actually died in 1997.
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