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Ross: "I'm Sowwy!"

Following an exclusive telephone call to the offices of Spoof newspaper, Jonathon Ross has today issued the following statement in response to the Public outcry over his recent radio show with Russel Brand. "I would like to offer my sincerwist wegwets for any offence caused by Wussell Bwand and myself towards Mr Andwoo Sachs". He went on, "I have been a fan of Andwoo for many years, and have fo...

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The Welsh must leave the UK by Jan 2009

Funny story: The Welsh must leave the UK by Jan 2009

"People of Wales, pack your bags you're being deported!" That was the shocking message leaked from 11 Downing Street last night following a top secret meeting involving Mr Brown, his future cabinet colleagues and three very trustworthy...

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Important changes in the way we report crime

Funny story: Important changes in the way we report crime

It's been leaked today that dramatic changes in the way crime is to be reported to the Police by members of the general public, will be set in place by July 1st 2007...

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Foriegn Page 3 Models on Standby as British Birds hit by Flu

The Bird Flu epidemic has caused panic and mayhem at the offices of the "Currant Bun" newspaper in London today.

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Great Uncle Bulgaria dies ages 242

Funny story: Great Uncle Bulgaria dies ages 242

Former Womble leader, rubbish collection innovator and 1970's Pop Star Great Uncle Bulgaria has died peacefully at his Womble burrow home in Wimbledon, London aged 242.

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BB's Jackson to launch anti bullying campaign

Funny story: BB's Jackson to launch anti bullying campaign

It has been revealed today that Singer Germaine "Jacko" Jackson is to launch an anti bullying campaign following the scenes he recently witnessed at first hand in the BB house.

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Former England Football Star In Airlift Drama

Funny story: Former England Football Star In Airlift Drama

Dramatic scenes were witnessed this morning following an incident involving former England Football legend and Disney superstar David Beckhan at his Beckingham Palace home in Hertfordshire, Bucks.

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Happy Wedgie attacks on the increase

Funny story: Happy Wedgie attacks on the increase

The Deputy Chief Inspector of London's Metropolitan Police has today expressed serious concerns regarding the increase of random "Happy Wedgie" attacks being carried out on London's streets in recent weeks.

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