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President Bush calls for 'regime change' in Iraq

Funny story: President Bush calls for 'regime change' in Iraq

President Bush made a speech today in which he said that the current Iraqi regime is "not good enough". He pointed out the high levels of terrorism and lawlessness in the country, and the fact that the government seems unable to run its own...

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Inquest into Diana's death reopened - conspiracy theorists happy

Funny story: Inquest into Diana's death reopened - conspiracy theorists happy

Thanks to tireless harassment by fat Egyptian twat Mohammed Al-Fayed, the police have been forced to re-open their inquiry into the death of vain, egocentric, horse-faced monger Princess Diana, who was allegedly killed accidentally in Paris in 1997.

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New Dead Sea Scrolls Shocker: Jesus not son of God! John Inman outed!

Funny story: New Dead Sea Scrolls Shocker: Jesus not son of God! John Inman outed!

In the Dead Sea, yet more scrolls were found this week. Some of them were apparently written by Jesus himself aged 30, where he controversially denies that he is the son of God.

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USA refuses to give up nuclear weapons

Funny story: USA refuses to give up nuclear weapons

The President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and the Syrian President Bashar al-Assad have called on nations around the world to join in opposition to the USA's nuclear activities.

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It's official: you're all stupid

Funny story: It's official: you're all stupid

In the largest global survey of the IQ of readers of various satire websites, The Spoof came in last. The average IQ of a The Spoof reader is 32 which counts as 'extremely retarded' on the Bungle scale of intelligence.

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Annoying Street Preacher Commits Suicide

Funny story: Annoying Street Preacher Commits Suicide

Dougal McDouche, the street preacher who harassed passers by in central London, has committed suicide.

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Jade Goody 'apologises' to Indians

Funny story: Jade Goody 'apologises' to Indians

Jade Goody, the racist imbecile, has travelled to India in an attempt to revive her career.

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Image of the Virgin Mary discovered in nun's turd

Funny story: Image of the Virgin Mary discovered in nun's turd

Last week in County Galway in Ireland, Sister Bernadette was having her morning shit. Her doctor had instructed her to check for worms, so she carefully examined her stools before flushing. But instead of worms, she saw the shape of the Virgin Mary&#...

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Britain Creates First Space Tea Bag

Funny story: Britain Creates First Space Tea Bag

The Space Agency of the UK has had many fine moments over the years - the first British astronaut; the Beagle which failed to land on Mars.

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Bomb blast in Baghdad didn't happen today

Funny story: Bomb blast in Baghdad didn't happen today

Today, in Baghdad, no bombs exploded. Not a mortar, a mine, a rocket propelled grenade, or even a good old fashioned suicide bomber truck. For the first time in months, the city is not in the news, except for the fact that no bombs exploded which is...

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Wim Kok's Cock Cocks Cock, Cock!

Funny story: Wim Kok's Cock Cocks Cock, Cock!

Wim Kok, the former president of the Netherlands, has had his pet rooster Rodney castrated after it was constantly lifting it's leg to urinate while on holiday in the southwest of England.

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Scientists discover new letter

Funny story: Scientists discover new letter

Scientists at the University of Tooting have discovered the existence of a new letter after listening to the grunts of south London teenagers. Previously it was assumed that there were only twenty six letters used by English speakers, but a new lette...

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George Bush arrested after having sex with a pig

Funny story: George Bush arrested after having sex with a pig

George Bush, the president of the USA, has been arrested after being caught in bed having sex with a pig. His wife Laura was in the bathroom at the time.

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Britney's Rehab Rehab

Funny story: Britney's Rehab Rehab

Britney Spears is back in rehab to treat her new-found addiction to rehab clinics. She has been in five different ones in the last year and still shows no sign of improvement.

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Midget immigrant stowaways found in Lindsay Lohan's gaping vagina

Funny story: Midget immigrant stowaways found in Lindsay Lohan's gaping vagina

Seven Canadian midgets have been discovered attempting to smuggle themselves into the USA. They were found inside Lindsay Lohan as she walked through a dwarf scanner at the airport, on her way back from a week's holiday in Vancouver.

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Iraqis queue up for chance to meet Prince Harry

Funny story: Iraqis queue up for chance to meet Prince Harry

Monarchists in Iraq had wonderful news today when it was announced that Prince Harry, the ginger grandson of Her Majesty the Queen, is to visit their peaceful and welcoming land.

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Britney Spears' hair releases solo album

Funny story: Britney Spears' hair releases solo album

For many years they were the successful partnership which ruled the pop world. Now Britney Spears and her hair have separated after days of rumours about fighting between the two.

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Random Kung Fu Attacks Continue

Funny story: Random Kung Fu Attacks Continue

The town of Flubadub, Canada, is not known for anything. It's a quiet place of 1000 people and a few chickens. But recently a series of bizarre kung-fu attacks have taken place on innocent people in the town.

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Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

Coincidentally, they are all located in countries with no extradition treaty with the U.S.
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