President Bush made a speech today in which he said that the current Iraqi regime is "not good enough". He pointed out the high levels of terrorism and lawlessness in the country, and the fact that the government seems unable to run its own...
Thanks to tireless harassment by fat Egyptian twat Mohammed Al-Fayed, the police have been forced to re-open their inquiry into the death of vain, egocentric, horse-faced monger Princess Diana, who was allegedly killed accidentally in Paris in 1997.
In the Dead Sea, yet more scrolls were found this week. Some of them were apparently written by Jesus himself aged 30, where he controversially denies that he is the son of God.
The President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and the Syrian President Bashar al-Assad have called on nations around the world to join in opposition to the USA's nuclear activities.
In the largest global survey of the IQ of readers of various satire websites, The Spoof came in last. The average IQ of a The Spoof reader is 32 which counts as 'extremely retarded' on the Bungle scale of intelligence.
Dougal McDouche, the street preacher who harassed passers by in central London, has committed suicide.
Jade Goody, the racist imbecile, has travelled to India in an attempt to revive her career.
Last week in County Galway in Ireland, Sister Bernadette was having her morning shit. Her doctor had instructed her to check for worms, so she carefully examined her stools before flushing. But instead of worms, she saw the shape of the Virgin Mary&#...
The Space Agency of the UK has had many fine moments over the years - the first British astronaut; the Beagle which failed to land on Mars.
Today, in Baghdad, no bombs exploded. Not a mortar, a mine, a rocket propelled grenade, or even a good old fashioned suicide bomber truck. For the first time in months, the city is not in the news, except for the fact that no bombs exploded which is...
Wim Kok, the former president of the Netherlands, has had his pet rooster Rodney castrated after it was constantly lifting it's leg to urinate while on holiday in the southwest of England.
Scientists at the University of Tooting have discovered the existence of a new letter after listening to the grunts of south London teenagers. Previously it was assumed that there were only twenty six letters used by English speakers, but a new lette...
George Bush, the president of the USA, has been arrested after being caught in bed having sex with a pig. His wife Laura was in the bathroom at the time.
Britney Spears is back in rehab to treat her new-found addiction to rehab clinics. She has been in five different ones in the last year and still shows no sign of improvement.
Seven Canadian midgets have been discovered attempting to smuggle themselves into the USA. They were found inside Lindsay Lohan as she walked through a dwarf scanner at the airport, on her way back from a week's holiday in Vancouver.
Monarchists in Iraq had wonderful news today when it was announced that Prince Harry, the ginger grandson of Her Majesty the Queen, is to visit their peaceful and welcoming land.
For many years they were the successful partnership which ruled the pop world. Now Britney Spears and her hair have separated after days of rumours about fighting between the two.
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