Bomb blast in Baghdad didn't happen today

Funny story written by BluntScissors

Monday, 26 February 2007

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Not today

Today, in Baghdad, no bombs exploded. Not a mortar, a mine, a rocket propelled grenade, or even a good old fashioned suicide bomber truck. For the first time in months, the city is not in the news, except for the fact that no bombs exploded which is news in itself here.

The bomb due for today is thought to have been delayed due to potholes in the road. It is expected to arrive some time tomorrow.

The bomb forecast for the coming week is as follows:

    Monday: 99%
    Tuesday: 98%
    Wednesday: 99%
    Thursday: 99%

Bets can be placed at all good betting shops.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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