The White House was today forced to issue a statement in a bid to silence rumors that the US used a Predator trophy assassin in order to finally "get" Bin Laden, found hiding in a stronghold in Pakistan. Sources close to the President are said to...
Manchester has suffered the worst riots and public unrest in the city's history. Yobs, youths, and grown men that should know better, laid siege to the centre of Manchester last night. A government spokesman said early this morning: "These fol...
England was tonight bracing itself for yet another night of civil unrest and rioting. Violence and destruction is no longer confined to London and the London boroughs, and has now spread as far as Manchester and Leeds, Bristol, Wolverhampton and Birm...
Fans of Amy Winehouse reacted with outrage around the world today as it emerged that the UK government are taking steps to ensure the stars body is disposed of in a "safe and dignified manner". In another world exclusive, I am able to report the f...
Smack Rat Amy Winehouse was today found dead in her North London pad. The R'N'B star was today confirmed to have been found in a pool of her own vomit, surrounded by dirty socks and needles.Although authorities are keeping tight lipped about events e...
Recent reports into the effects of using a mobile phone on the brain were welcomed throughout the world community yesterday. Although slow to admit it, most major mobile phone giants have accepted there is a risk of brain dysfunction over middle...
David Cameron today confirmed that Tony Montana would be employed by the government in a drive to increase import and export figures for the UK. The self styled Cuban Mafia Man is said to have accepted the role that Lord Alan Sugar was un-able to...
Fears rose tonight in the UK that a "Day of Rage" similar to that recently seen across the Middle East may be on the cards. Great Britain has felt unrest since the recently ousting of the last labour government; replaced by an un-elected Tory-Libe...
Britain's Prime Minister David Cameron today admitted his concerns over the recent protests staged in several Middle Eastern countries by its dissatisfied populace. Speaking from a wealthy friend's private estate in Egypt Cairo today, he said:...
Following my recent exclusive coverage of Pharaoh Obamasanuckasamun's press conference, the new ruler was so delighted with our coverage of the story that he asked the spoof back for the follow up press conference. Unfortunately, Spoof hack Mash...
After many days of un-founded rumour, and wild speculation, President Pharaoh Barcack Obama has finally revealed to the world the full truth of recent events in Egypt. Speaking from an un-known temple somewhere near ancient capital Memphis, the W...
The World seemed a better place today as news filtered through that the UN Diplomat Rasta Mouse has agreed to speak to Somali pirates in an effort to stem the rise of piracy in the region. Speaking from his own Pirate-Radio station, Rough-Neck Tun...
The Spoof can confirm that Rasta Mouse has had his first diplomatic meeting with unpopular Egyptian President Hosni Mubarack earlier today. Although reporters were not permitted to attend the talks, I managed to take a call from British Ambassado...
Ancient language experts today confirmed that the failing Egyptian President Mubarack has missed a fundamental threat to his power base. In a direct allusion to President Barack Obama's arrival in the country today, the standing president said:...
Interpol today confirmed that parts of looted Ancient Egyptian treasures have been literally "posted" to cash for gold style websites. One satisfied customer said on a website: "I knew that this burial mask was worth at least 4 million dollars...
The diplomatic world came to a shuddering halt today as Danger Mouse came out of his long standing exile to oppose the appointment of elected UN delegate Rasta Mouse. Danger Mouse was on assignment when I called, but I spoke to his faithful assis...
Changes in the stock market have indicated that American de-reconstruction company Hallibertun are preparing for a major venture in the Nile region. Some speculation points toward a hydro electricity plant on the Nile, while others have suggested...
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