Indonesia - [Bumi Boiler Mess): Last seen frolicking with Peter 'Prince of Darkness' Mandelson and tanning his torso on Oleg Deripaska's Queen Special K ocean-going yacht Nat Rothschild's high flying city daze today suffered a spectacular belly flop.
London - (Seedy Ass Mess): Tory shadow immigration minister Damian 'The Omen' Green is currently holed up in a Special Branch 'safe house' (sic) after Anti-terror cops found a link to backstabbing frontbench colleagues still smarting from the Oleg...
London - (Plutonium-210 Mess): A veteran ex-KGB spookmaster/security mentor to wannabe Tory sperm donor Oleg Deripaska 'planted a live nuclear device' under London restaurant Squalidinos according to reports from the UK's Serious & Disorganised...
Montenegro - (Tory Sperm Donor Mess): Brunei's top mobster and fugitive from UK justice Prince Jefri Archer is the eminence grise behind dodgy Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska according to reports. Prince Jefri, 69, famously embezzled $25 billion f...
London - (Toxic Ass Mess): Former Bullingdon Club tosser and Tory Party snitch Nathan Rothschild was seen in Saville Row's armored tailoring division today getting fitted up for a bullet-proof vest and matching codpiece. Rothschild, 39, recently b...
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